ASLJAKSJLAS SEXXX ;__;
PAULGASM
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HOLY FUCK
Paulgasm. Holy fuck. Jizz in my pants.
“I once did this dirty drawing for the class. I was the lad who did them. It was folded so you just saw the head and the feet of a woman, but when you opened it out, she was all naked. The full schoolboy bit, with pubic hair thrown in, not that I had any idea what that looked like. By mistake I left it in the top pocket of my shirt. This was the pocket I used to keep my dinner tickets in and my mother always searched it before washing as I often left some. I came home one day and she held it out to me, did you do this? I said no, no, honest, no, I said it was Kenny Alpin, a boy in our class. He must have put it there, I’d tell you if I’d done it. I kept it up for two days. Then I admitted it. The shame was terrible.”
– Paul McCartney (via mccartneymadness)
Journalist:
Have you ever measured your hair to see whose was longest?
George Harrison: No.
John Lennon: That's not the length we're concerned about.
Paul McCartney: *laughs*
George Harrison: No.
John Lennon: That's not the length we're concerned about.
Paul McCartney: *laughs*
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
